Topic: Was Mometham the devil's envoy???
BOTH EYES REMOVED
There is a nice and easy way to set the world free from the ma-kaolo burka and the fucking mometham nikab. One should remove both eyes from all arab men and all arab boys, and call the operation “circumcision”. The bloody Alla would not even know any difference between ‘foreskin removed’ or ‘both eyes removed’. (Tussen ons gezegd: I can deliver the glass eyes). But watch the outstanding results: all girls, women and mothers-in-law can get dressed in their beach outfit, as they pass through the streets of any town in any of the Arab countries. And if there is the need to do so, they may walk while dressed that way, throughout the bloody desert, at the fucking curse of 50 degrees centigrade. And far more: this desert walk, while dressed up in one’s beach outfit, will not cause all those horny stiff dicks in the area.
Also at the shopping mall in good-old Holland your mum, wife, sister, daughter or grand daughter will not be hooted at, for being a “whore”. Eventually nobody is officially ‘islamic horny’ anymore, and also male arabs can only leave for the street, if assisted by a chaperone (possibly dressed in the beach outfit). And so: no more ATM machines crashed or motor scooters stolen. They should also stop mutilate poor little girls and finally all Fatimas can ever enjoy an orgasm, hallelujah.
If we simply assume that “allah” is the pseudonym for Satan, all muslim stories go much more realistic. Mometham was more or less settled, as being the prophet of the devil named allah. He was a child seducer and baby fucker who fancied killing people. He had killed at least 84 people and beheaded them. In joined forces he helped to kill some 800 people. He fucked everything that was in his way: babies, young children by the age of six or seven. Everything was fucked to dead by him down in the desert. He possessed 11 wifes in his main jailhouse, plus another 24 women in the spare jail. He could fuck eleven times a day (his words). On the Fryday (Satan’s day) he could also fuck all that was in the spare jail room, as a Fryday’s extra. The jenaait hetsteeds of Arabia, that was the idea. Who is to approach his fucking achievements. May orgasm be upon him; bayaaaaaaaa.
It is, what even a blind can see, that it is all made by the devil? The Alla orders: “Kill all infidel men and infidel females over 30 years of age. The remaining women, the jihadist may keep for himself, a 'gift' from allah (as you could have guessed). Fuck free, wherever this may be. The real booty mang. Rape all what is in your way. But if you, as a jihadist, are not yet to go for killing and raping, you may start with hatred. Just hate everything you see. Everything is haram. That is what satan likes. The part with “go hate and kill” can not ever be said by any real god or godess. I mean: a real god, who loves his creations. Kabá anga kaká mang. Alla is the devil himself. Allah was finally revealed to be the devil himself.
Allah (pseudonym for Satan) also said: “Thou shall worship me five times a day. In your prayings thou shall beseech that I, mas killer Satan is to distroy the state of Israel, that I shall kill all Jews and all infidels (except women younger than thirty years of age). May hatred be upon thou. (you may laugh here)
Allah: “hate everything: music, paintings, photographs, dogs, pigs, guinea pigs, alcohol, dance, TV, radio, movies, internet, sales, gays, chrismas, busstops, trans genders, geomaps, algebra, school, textbooks, ‘Opsporing Verzocht’, lady teacher, public prosecuter, Santaclaus, Pipo-de-Clown, BNNVARA, de Volkskrant and condoms. All dirty haram.
Alla says: “Travel by free bee train bus and tram. Steal as much as you can, from all shops. Satan will win baya. Swindle all haram infidels, having no faith in Satan. Swindle a tenner at least and fight for a few thousands Euros. Open all ATMs by means of some muslim explosives. We gain twice: you will get money and the christian dog will loose and get punished this way. Later you are free to enter the top hell (visa only for real jihadists). All jihadists will get 772 babies and little ones to fuck. Please do shout while fucking: “alla huhu eight pints please”. Is this hot or not? Get yourself made and buckled a nice and easy explosive belt around your body. When I think that you are redundant, you are free to boom-boom whenever you feel it is time.
And the stupid asshole Mometham was also ‘professor in physics’ (hard to beleive this). “Salty water and fresh water do not mix” said the smart-ass. The waters of the Jordan river, along which the stupid Mometham was herding camels, was flowing from the Lake of Tiberias, containing fresh water, down to the Dead Sea, some 300 meters or more below, containing salty waters. The smart-ass did not know that the fresh water of the lake could not get mixed earlier than at the end of the flow line: the Dead Sea. The smart-ass
The smart-ass prophet Mometham was also ‘professor in astrophysics’. He deared to reveal to his stupid assholes called ‘deciples’ that, at the end of every day, the sun takes a dive at sunset in a ‘muddy spring’ in the west. Smart-ass he was.
This stupid prophet Mometham also claimed to be a ‘professor in biology’. He also claimed to know everything of the human body. This stupid prophet Mometham deared to state that semen is formed at the shoulders and chest of the male body. Smart-ass he was. Nothing that was ever told by this ass-hole could be proven by archeologic findings. In simple language: real bullshit. He, the superhero prophet Mometham was wrong on every subject. But believe it or not: he got himself more than one billion deciples. What are the limits for supidity?
Ayi baya. And so: Alla is Satan. Or not? I already thought so bayaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And by the way: I am not afraid of burning in hell
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